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  1. Trouser Trout

    Smoke On the Water

    Fire in the sky.......:punk::band:
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    National Transportation Safety Boobs

    The NTSB today is recommending that states lower the dui limit from .08 to .05. Next will come the made up statistics of how many lives will be saved, following that will be enactment of their silly suggestion by a few states, more will follow, then the holdout states will be strongarmed by the...
  3. Trouser Trout

    Golden Beetle / Everybody's Friend

    I suggest that no one respond to Everyone's Friend, until he straps on a set and posts only as GB.
  4. Trouser Trout

    My 2,500th Post

    Please join me in congratulating me on my 2,500th post of literary greatness!!!!
  5. Trouser Trout

    The Golden Beetle Jack - A - Lope

    His Jack - A - Lope pattern is tough to tell from the real thing. I am sure when he is enshrined in the Flyfishing HOF, this will be on his plaque. It is a one of a kind.
  6. Trouser Trout

    Yahoo News Top Fishing Town Story

    Roscoe, N.Y., enjoys new distinction as ‘Ultimate Fishing Town USA’ - Yahoo! News
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    some VT Brookie pics

    I fished Saturday and Sunday in some small VT streams, caught a lot of fish, all wild brookies between 4" and 9". Here are a few pics, more to follow if i can ever figure out how to load them on this site, even as your esteemed Editor - In - Chief, I too at times have technical difficulties. It...
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    My Lenten Sacrifice

    This my NEFF friends and fans will be my final post until Easter or shortly thereafter. Traditionally I am not a fan of "giving up" something for Lent, but this year I feel the greatest sacrifice I can practically give, is giving up NEFF for the Lenten season. I write this so you are not...
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    Get your own spot!!

    To Fish Here!! <TABLE class=MsoNormalTable cellSpacing=3 cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; PADDING-LEFT: 0.75pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt" vAlign=top><TABLE class=MsoNormalTable cellSpacing=3 cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD...
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    Robot Bartender

    Guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender. > > The robot says, "What will you have?" > The guy says, "Martini." > The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, > "What's your IQ?" > The guy says," 168." > The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, Fly fishing, space...
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    equal opportunity offender

    Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem? A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat. Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A. A different bar. Q. What did the Chinese couple name their tan, curly-haired baby? A. Sum Ting Wong. Q. What do you call it when an Italian has...
  12. Trouser Trout

    Tree Hugger

    A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugger, a liberal Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA . There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the...
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    Sweet Tea

    A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue ... Doctor: "What happened?" Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp." Doctor: "I have a real good remedy for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea...
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    Our first "Happy Meal"

    sorry my pic didn't work out,
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    Dui

    A female police officer arrests a man for drunk driving. She tells the man, "Sir, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you..." The drunk says: "Tits"
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    Pink Snapper

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    Nymphing Rod Suggestions

    I may breakdown and finally part with my Holy Communion money that I got 35 years ago and purchase a nymph rod. I need a few suggestions, try to post three rods from least to most expensive, with a price range, and the pro's and cons of each. Thanks, Your hero, Trouser Trout
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    Some VT Pics

    Fished VT over Memorial Day weekend caught a lot of wild ones in an area I never fished before, I think I'll be going back. Momma beaver witnessing fishing greatness. 27 lb toad
  19. Trouser Trout

    Orvis Sale

    My apologies if i'm breaking the terms of use, but Orvis www.orvis.com, is having a great sale for anyone interested in a new rod and real outfit. With the purchase of any new Helios, Hydros or TLS rod, Orvis is giving you, a FREE Battenkill Large Arbor, Mid Arbor or Bar Stock Reel—any model...
  20. Trouser Trout

    Jackson Brook

    Yesterday and today, I did a lot of fishing in many sections of Jackson Brook, I fished nearly the entire section from Meadowbrook Farms in Mine Hill on Randolph Ave., to Heddon Pond. I only saw one trout and it was near where the brook empties into Heddon Pond. I used olive wooly buggers...
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