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i was fishin a private place from my friends backyeard the odder day. these black little bugs wifh big needle sticking from front look like misqito yes they suck the blood from me like vampire do. then they take back to host because i know i was entomologist before this. so i was fishin in the backyard then some fish comes up into this pool i was standin in. don't ask me why. they just strart to rise up to the top then back down again then back up than back down. they taking these little bugs with stingers in the front like described above. i know they not moscitos because the mosqitos arent so big like this. they chase me around the whole lake then they try to sting me so i jump in wifh tackle box and all. now im soked but wait there is much more. this people in tubes comes floating down river that leads out of lake and ask me why i swim with everything on. i tell them to beware of big moscito like insects because they are eating all the fish. thats when they told me if i caugt anyting yet and told them no becuasse big bugs with wings been chasin me down the lake. time for a beer. now on this trib from a well none lake friend will kill me if I give name of this haven. but i am sitting on a rock now and eating my peanut butter and jelly sanswich with my huh hummmm pipe. you know what um sayin. right? you know . hint hint hint. wink pipe. its not really pipe in case soem of you cant see what it reely is. so then im fishin sittin back havein good time with just me and mother nature. when my bobber sinks. wow it's big trout. first i thought was beaver cause they like to bild the damns here to. so sometimes thehy be eatin my baits. but i dont fish with the baits i fish only with flys now because imm to tired to tie new worms on its just easier for everybody to only tie on my own fly with fly fishin pole. i use st croyx because theys are very cheap and i read somewher that they very good. so my rod is always bending . todya i use bobber instead fly fishin bober because im' relaxin.and chillin with mother natur you know its nice to sit back have beer and chill with her once in the while. but not to mcuh bceause then you might get sick of it like other womens. i alsways gets sick of the womens. they dont want me to fish. you no. please dont go stay home and do somethin with me. well hell wit dat. no what um sayin. i wanna fish so imma fish till my hart is dead. then i go home and play with the little women. she even make me diner when im back from fishins. she a good girl. but love fishin more. you know. you know what um sayn. you dont tell her that cause then she be hittin you and all that. who wanna deal with dat stuff. not me thats for sure. so somethin nice about the trouts is they bit yur line then you through them back to the water. when you let them go. they dont talk back. they dont ask to stay. they just wanna be left alone. and that is whats so nice about the trouts. they al love me tho cause i always let them go. well there was a few times when i took them hom to show the family. i wus goinna return them because i think if your putten them on the ice they freeze but then come back to life when they deice. thats not how it werks tho. you cant do that so when i release them only 2 of them they take a long time to swim away. one gets away and the other just stays right there. so i take him home and cook him up. yum. i make you a receipe for the trouts later on anther day. you can use butter and flowr and garlic and then fry them rite up. leave them in the pan a little longer then they are extra krispy like krispy creame donute. yah. just how we like them here. al in all it was good day on this trib. and one more thing. i use the zug bugs and tie me own flies. i make 4 of them every time i go out and always come home with 2 or 3. i walways loose at least 1. do yous have thsi problum to? maybe me nots are not on the tight way. can someone help me. i try to tie them how they are on this place but they are like the mcdonlds hamburgers they never come out like picture and are very bad too just like the burgers. no fish to show anyone today but ima go out this wekened to the river in the south jersey and catch the browns that are comin in to the river. so i be here tomorrow if anyone wants direction to my secret spot. just ask. but i cant give to you unles i ask me friend first. he will say no. so dont bother asking cause i cant tell you anywy. goodnjite and if i dont see yous have a nice weekend. the weather should be good for fish trout.
