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An open letter to an uninformed moron...

lightenup

A fan of Boobery
Dear Mr. streamer throwing dumbass,

I know we all have to start somewhere......
That being said, when I started frequenting rivers with a fishing rod, I was an ignorant, uninformed moron.....I was seven years old, and it was short walk down West Main street in Clinton to the SBR. I learned in about ten seconds to keep a good distance from other fishermen, especially when you were a kid..it was 1977........The stares I got walking into the river on opening day, and the grumbling I heard about this damn kid......well, about fifty steps down the bank, and 10 seconds later, I got a thanks and a wave......
You are an adult...there was no one else within half a mile from where I was sitting and enjoying casting to spooky fish, in thin clear water......It was 64 degrees today in The Ken Lockwood Gorge.....you know, you were there, probably didn't even care to know the water temperature.......I haven't been out in a while, it's been warm, and I have had other things to attend to...I planned this day for solitude, and maybe a pleasant conversation with another fisherman....I did have one back at the lot......ABOUT YOU!........

I didn't care that you were throwing, or trying to throw, streamers in that skinny ass water(you would have spooked a great white)
I didn't care that you could barely cast an inch......that is why I let you be....
I didn't care that you still had your beach tag on your gay ass beach hat..
I didn't care that you were shouting across the river to me...
I didn't care that you had no clue as to what you were doing...


Hey I am no expert, but I could have helped you...
I did care about the things you seemed to think were O.K.


Did you think it was O.K. to start tossing your streamer into my drift?
Did you think it was O.K. to splash around while you got your ass unsnagged yet once again?
Did you think it was O.K. to slash your fat ass streamer at my feet? ...for FUCKS SAKE!!!!
You spooked all the fish in that hole...put them on the bottom like rocks..it took you all of three minutes....



DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND, THAT WHEN YOU ASKED ME WHAT I WAS USING, I WAS SLIGHTLY PISSED OFF?

Did the answer, "I am using lots of fucking things", not clue you in that you were being a completely disrespectful weenie...
You don't just walk across the river from someone and start casting where they are fishing.....get a friggin' clue!

BTW...the guy I talked to in the parking lot was a complete gentleman and very knowledgeable about the area....
I hoped he went and fished right up next to you, maybe then you will get it.....
It is just plain

COMMON SENSE!!!



Sincerely,
The guy that was very nice to you until you started casting into my waders...:finger:






Anyway, I feel much better now.......
I caught a few nice fish...One large Brown on a Stimulator....fucker came up 3 feet from under rock slow as hell and just sipped it in........AWESOME!!
 
LU that was you? What are the odds us meeting like that. :hi: Had i known it was you i would have shown you my secret streamer i always use.
 
You wouldn't have been caught dead in the shorts he was wearing.......I have learned through the interwebs, that you must look the part when you fish.....:)
 
Did you think it was O.K. to slash your fat ass streamer at my feet? ...for FUCKS SAKE!!!!

Jesus, I was just trying to show you the new articulated pike streamer I tied. Figured you would like to see the action up close...........
 
It was me. I'm back



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and welcome back!
 
so you went to KLG for solitude and got pissed when you ran into a newb that can't fish. Ligh-ten-up Frances.
 
so you went to KLG for solitude and got pissed when you ran into a newb that can't fish. Ligh-ten-up Frances.

You should try Monday afternoons.....there was a total of four people fishing north of the middle lot....unfortunately one was a ignorant moron......
 
Well LU I did accomplish 3 things by hurling that streamer. 2 of which you acknowledged. I did piss you off:victory: and I did put down all the fish in the pool.:thumb: The third one still eludes you :shrug:
 
Well LU I did accomplish 3 things by hurling that streamer. 2 of which you acknowledged. I did piss you off:victory: and I did put down all the fish in the pool.:thumb: The third one still eludes you :shrug:

Well you didn't catch any fish...so let me on on the secret......
 
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