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My wife jinxed me.

tomfly

The only thing left should be foot prints.
I have been in basement the past few evenings replenishing my caddis dry fly box. I have this habit of giving my flies away to other guys on the stream while fishing. I was fishing last Friday and realized that I am very low on caddis dries. With my trip to the Adirondacks coming up, I decided that I was going to sit in front of the vise for a few hours each evening and tie. It also gets me out of enduring Dancing with the stars. A win win situation. I was doing good on Monday and last evening. I was averaging 4 dozen each night. I was going at a good clip I as pumping out Caribou and Elk wing caddis fly in 3 minutes. I had finished 12s,14s,16,18, I had tied 3 dozen of each complete a dozen of cream, olive , bright green is all the sizes.

tonight my wife comes down in the basement. I have 1 dozen of 20s finished, She stood there and was watching me. She said wow you can do that fast. I said I would hope so I just tied close to 90 of them. She goes back upstairs.

This when the fun began; the first thing that happens; the top of my hair stackers rolls off of my bench, rolls across the floor and under the clothes dryer. Not just where I can stick my fingers under it to retrieve the stacker. Nope it had to go to the middle of the dryer. I got that issue resolve. 2 minutes later I spill the entire box of caddis flies I had been tying all over my tying bench. Now my sizes are all in disarray. I get them all resorted. Too add salt into an opened wound and icing to the cake. The next thing that happens I drop an entire box of hooks on the carpeting. This baby was not a single box of hooks. This was a 20 compartment box with all of my dry fly hooks in it. About 1200 hundred hooks all over the carpeting by my bench. So there I am like a Jamoke on my hands and knees with a D-bag headlamp on and magnet picking up and sorting hooks for the next 2 hours. After that I decided to admit defeat and go back upstairs. My wife said how did you do with you fly tying. I said just great couldn’t been better.
 
A magnet...duh, why do I not have that?

ive been retrieving lost hooks from the carpet, usually a month or so after I loose them WITH MY SOCKS...the magnet ideas better.
 
The problem as i see it is that you allowed her to enter the man cave without you summoning her to you. There are only three reasons why she should be there, 1. to give you sex 2. to bring you a beer, 3 to clean up after you are done tying. Geez i just do get you guys.
 
The problem as i see it is that you allowed her to enter the man cave without you summoning her to you. There are only three reasons why she should be there, 1. to give you sex 2. to bring you a beer, 3 to clean up after you are done tying. Geez i just do get you guys.

Words of wisdom coming from a man who hasn't seen any ankle in a while.
 
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The problem as i see it is that you allowed her to enter the man cave without you summoning her to you. There are only three reasons why she should be there, 1. to give you sex 2. to bring you a beer, 3 to clean up after you are done tying. Geez i just do get you guys.

Really only two reasons..........number three is not an option unless you don't care where your stuff ends up.
 
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  • A fool, moron, or otherwise ignorant person. A person pretending to be street smart, but lacking it entirely. Often used to refer to a person who makes a fool of themselves while trying to impress others.
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