John Niemiera & Bamboo Rods

[AKSkim]

Who are you trying to kid...

Jesus Ryan !!! You startled me when you leaped out of that closet....

I just read a few of your posts, and let me state that you don't have an original throught in your head.

You take a little from this one.. and a little from that one to attempt to make some sorta point that I have to admit totally loses me.

That's ok...

You are a puppet.. but instead of Hoolie-hoop having his hand in your back pulling on the string to make your lips move, I surmise your ba-ba-ba-buddy there is using something else in another location. After all, never met ANYONE with such a fixation on his ass as him.

But.. (no pun intended) don't worry, you and Hooli-hoop have your annual parade coming soon? Lucky for you Pres. Clinton came up with the "Don't ASK, don't tell" policy years ago, otherwise....

You two have a good time tonight together just the same.

YOU RATS.

 

[HooliganTroutBum]

YOU RATS.

:cryin:

Pity poor, AK.

Found some time between Autoerotic Asphyxiation sessions to post more drivvel?? Since you seem to do so well, you could have shown David Carradine a thing or two in Thailand.

:looser:

 

[AKSkim]

more drivvel??

Obviously you are reading your posts again....

Stick with the smileys, the panda bear pics, and the YouTubes videos...

Anything else you are just over reaching.

 

[Future Fanatic]

You sure do Dr. Phil. I stopped being bothered by your comments a long time ago but I do have a question for you. Do you ever get tired of being a tool?:looser:

Who is Dr. Phil?

No you haven't.

"Tired of being a tool?" ? Do you even know what that means? Could you explain it? Or is that just something that you heard the kids say, and thought it might make you sound hip if you used it in a post?

 

[HooliganTroutBum]

Anything else you are just over reaching.

Over reaching = When AK reaches in his pants & tugs on that belt around his neck a little harder than normal.

And.......

you.......

uh........

you just stick to...........

not posting at all, since that's your BEST (but not even close to A.K. Best) contribution you make to the board, anyway.

You're like that front lawn in the neighborhood that's full of dead grass and sparse weeds. Every season they rake it up, fertilize it, dig it up, put brand new top soil in it, and reseed to no avail. Nothing grows out of it. Backhoes come in to dig the whole front lawn out 2 feet deep and throw peat moss, fertilizer, top soil, and everything in it and even still nothing grows in that patch. AK Skim, you're that lawn in the neighborhood that no matter how much shit you put into it nothing ever grows from it. A barren wasteland.

So go back to your kleenex, your belt around your neck, put on your Q Lazzarus - Goodbye Horses, tuck it in between, and continue your dance Buffalo Skim. :beingsick:
YouTube - Silence of the Lambs - Inappropriate Laughter - Lotion on the Skin</EMBED></OBJECT>

 

[TheHeron]

AKSkim: Knock-knock!

Hooli: Who's there?

AKSkim: It's me, AK, and I'm here to tell you that you stink.

Hooli: (Opening the door) Why you lousy, sicko creep! Why do you you keep bothering me?!

AKSkim: Because everytime I knock, you open the door and let me.............

The other two guys are pretty humorous, too

Just sayin'

Mel

 

[HooliganTroutBum]

AKSkim: Knock-knock!

Hooli: Who's there?

AKSkim: It's me, AK, and I'm here to tell you that you stink.

Hooli: (Opening the door) Why you lousy, sicko creep! Why do you you keep bothering me?!

AKSkim: Because everytime I knock, you open the door and let me.............

The other two guys are pretty humorous, too

Just sayin'

Mel

"One bastard goes in and another one comes out"

Hey, it's AK's joke writer. You two should really take this :shit: on the road. There's an open slot during Open Mic Night at the Old Time Saloon in Conshohocken, PA. I'm sure there'll be a packed house ready for your comedic stylings.

You can eventually replace and bring the funny like the legendary Roy Quiquito did to an audience of tens of people.
YouTube - Roy and Quiquito
Only question is: which one of you two is the Dodo bird with the hand up it's ass?:confused3

"So long Mel. Have a good trip!!" :thumb:

 

[AKSkim]

Hey, it's AK's joke writer.

You ever get the idea that Little BIG BOY here can't explain himself with out all the junk like YouTube, smiles, panda pic's...???

See, this is why those GIRL SCOUT GIRLS like Hooli-Hoop should stay over there.

But GIRL SCOUT TROUT is dying like NJTrout.

So these rats are comin over here.

Must be something about those GIRL SCOUT GIRLS from over there..

Little BIG BOY writes like Single White Female.. ever notice that?

So around and around and around goes Hooli-Hoop.... and still nothing but garbage comes out of that filty mouth of his. GST crap...

 

[TheHeron]

"One bastard goes in and another one comes out"

Hey, it's AK's joke writer.

Only question is: which one of you two is the Dodo bird with the hand up it's ass?

"So long Mel. Have a good trip!!" :thumb:

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

I'm Mel, and I approve of this message.

Mel is not affiliated with any of the users on this forum and any similarities, real or imagined, are coincidental

 

[HooliganTroutBum]

You ever get the idea that

that AK is trying (used very loosely) to be like Andy Rooney here and riff off about nothing.

See, this is why those GIRL SCOUT GIRLS like Hooli-Hoop should stay over there.

Are you going to escort me out, AK Skim, the big bad bodyguard of NEFF?? Can't take someone from GST running circles all around you, Skim?? Calling you out to being whiny little cunt prancing about with nowhere to go, but to the front door of NEFF like an old loyal butler serving his master.

AK: "I'll get the door, Master."

AK: "Oh my, Master Dennis, it's those pesky folks from GST, Sir."

AK: "I've got a smashing solution Master Dennis, I shall make up a cutesy name for them, question their sexuality because I've been having problems with my own, repeat myself over and over again, not have a point, and be done with them just in time for a spot of tea, with Mel, who thinks the world of me and which is why I am "the Man of the World". That sounds jolly great, right Master Dennis??"

No more fitting a position you serve on here AK, then a dusty old WELCOME mat that we all can just walk all over and wipe our dirty feet on. You wear it well, I must say. No need to emblish your status on here anymore, AK. You can take down the "Welcoming Committee" tag, since all you really are is just a plain ol' straw door mat.

Be careful of Didymo!!

"Skim"ming from Best, is also a nice touch. Total outsiders from this board who may just mosey on here get a nice play on the eye when they see a post from "AK". Oh wow, it's AK.........oh!!.....oh.....ohhhhhhhh, but it's just Skim, the butler of NEFF.

:looser:

How is it on the other side of the Rubicon, Skim??

 

[Ryan R]

Who is Dr. Phil?

No you haven't.

"Tired of being a tool?" ? Do you even know what that means? Could you explain it? Or is that just something that you heard the kids say, and thought it might make you sound hip if you used it in a post?

If you need answers to those questions you're really a bigger loser than I first thought. Don't you have a Llama you need to give a reach around to now?

 

[Ryan R]

See, this is why those GIRL SCOUT GIRLS like Hooli-Hoop should stay over there.

Hey Hooli, you smell that? Smells just like a pussy to me.

a pussy that can dish it out but certainly doesn't seem able to take it much!

 

[AKSkim]

Hey Hooli, you smell that? Smells just like a pussy to me.

Ryan you are what almost 40 something years old and never been married...

I truly believe that you don't know that that smells like.

 

[Ryan R]

Ryan you are what almost 40 something years old and never been married...

I truly believe that you don't know that that smells like.

Oh damn, there's such an easy one just lined up there for me but I'm gonna let it pass by. (I guess we need some level of decorum here, even if it is rea low.)

 

[Future Fanatic]

If you need answers to those questions you're really a bigger loser than I first thought. Don't you have a Llama you need to give a reach around to now?

I'm a loser because I don't know who Dr. Phil is?

I'm a loser because you don't understand or can't explain terms you use in conversation?

Ryan, in more ways than one, you have shown yourself to be the loser by resorting to insulting me with supposed acts of bestiality.

It's like when a child, when faced with the fact that they have no good comeback, says "oh yeah? well you're a dookie head"...

(why does this guys insult posts always turn to the "non-traditional"? Maybe this Dr. Phil told him this preoccupation was normal?)

 

[Gman]

Guys this is exactly what KLG wanted...he started all this sh!t then steps back and enjoys the ensuing kayos...just let it go. Y'all don't even remember what you're arguing about...

 

[Ryan R]

Guys this is exactly what KLG wanted...he started all this sh!t then steps back and enjoys the ensuing kayos...just let it go. Y'all don't even remember what you're arguing about...

I hear ya Gman, I'm actually not really trying to argue. I just started poking a little fun at AK that I thought Hooli was getting the better of him. With what he dishes out regularly I figured he could easily take a little ribbing. Then ol' FF came riding in 'cuz he loves to hate me and I guess he thought my posts to AK were a serious argument or something. Personally, none of it bothers me anymore I've learned to roll with the nonsense but some still have hard time getting a handle on that it seems.

BTW, "Let it go?" shouldn't some of us be telling you and KLG that and not the other way around?

 

[Gman]

I hear ya Gman, I'm actually not really trying to argue. I was just started poking a little fun at AK that I thought Hooli was getting the better of him. With what he dishes out regularly I figured he could easily take a little ribbing. Then ol' FF came riding in 'cuz he loves to hate me and I guess he thought my posts to AK were a serious argument or something. Personally, none of it bothers me anymore I've learned to roll with the nonsense but some still have hard time getting a handle on that it seems.

BTW, "Let it go?" shouldn't some of us be telling you and KLG that and not the other way around?

Yeah but ya know this is KLG's modus operandi..start crap then slink away...it gets old, so yes I'm guilty of pointing it out.

 

[Ryan R]

Yeah but ya know this is KLG's modus operandi..start crap then slink away...it gets old, so yes I'm guilty of pointing it out.

Well fish more damnit, then it's all easy to ignore, or at least laugh about!

until they start pm'ing you about this crap.

 

[AKSkim]

Yeah but ya know this is KLG's modus operandi..start crap then slink away...it gets old, so yes I'm guilty of pointing it out.

klg NitWit didn't start nothing over here.

He did get called out for what he posted over there.

Notice he hasn't been back to post. Oh don't get me wrong the Fat Head (his ultra large fat head has it's own weather satellite) has been checking in but.... it is way to cowardly to post again.

We're just killing time till his wife gives him the balls for a day to come back on here and play....

Then he'll put his tail back where it belongs between his legs and scamper away ...

AS always......

AK Skim

 

[HooliganTroutBum]

We're just killing time till his wife gives him the balls for a day to come back on here and play....

Some time killer this turned out to be. :rofl:

Not bad bringing life back to a post that's 4 years old, btw.

Any other posts on here that need revisiting?? :beer1:

 

[john niemiera]

Gentleman, re: the KLG Neighbor posts, I must straighten out the facts. Tim ordered a flyrod late October of 2008. I told him the wait time, about two years, I located and ordered some box elder that he wanted for the reel seat. The rod was done in about a year, but Tim was in a hurry from week three asking when it was to get done. In November of 2009 he told me he wanted the rod and I told him he would have it in three weeks, that I just had to rub out the last dipping of varnish. This was not good enough for him, so on December 9th 2009 I sent him a photo of the rod, as well as a refund of his deposit and I will quote the letter "As stated in our last phone conversation, I told you the rod was done and curing, and that I could not speed up the curing process, nor would I let a rod go out of my shop before it is done, fully cured, and inspected. For no reason will I compromise my quality of rods bearing my name. Tim I was just waiting for the fully cured fourth dipping before polishing it out for delivery, as I told you in three weeks. You have really been inpatient, considering you've seen my seminars as to what goes into these rods I make, and you knowing my standards---its a shame you could not wait for this .

That was it, I just was looking about the site and caught this thread. I am very busy gentleman, and yes I have had some bad medical issues, but still have had time to do right for my customers. I have been in the shop when I should have been resting, my work has been great therapy for recovery. There is alot of talk here, which has no place in our beloved sport, knocking on a guy when there is medical problems is low to say the least. For those concerned I am recovering still, having lost 53 % of my right lung. Just wanted to clear up the facts.

 

[Rich T]

God bless you John. I wish you a speedy & complete recovery.
Regards,
Rich T

 

[dcabarle]

John,

Business is business. You're in the business to provide a product for a customer. I now understand you were medically ill and could not produce in the same capacity as you normally would, had you not been ill. I'm going to assume you have people close to you to help you get through the tough times. It only makes sense to me that someone would be designated to inform your customers that there will be an indefinite delay with getting their products completed (especially those who have left a deposite or paid in full), and offer a refund if you couldn't provide the product in the timeframe promissed. I'm not sure how long you have been out of commission but it would appear to me that you were actively making appearences.

Let me put it into perspective for you. Let's say YOU went to a car dealer and left a deposit on a new car. The sales person tells you the car will be ready for pickup in 2 days. In two days you call and the sales person tells you that he needs 2 more days. In 2 days, you call the sales person again but nobody answers the phone. You decide to go to the dealer but they are closed. A few more days goes by and you call again but this time the answering machine comes on and the sales person says, "I will be out of the office due to an illness, I might be back in 3 weeks or 3 months, please leave a message and I'll get back to you when I return."

That's not an acceptable way to run a business, yet this is more or less what Tim is accusing you of doing.

Here is Pumpkin Tits (Tim Johnson) response to your post here on NEFF.

Here are the facts: I contacted John in June of 2008 to look at a few rods. He said there was a 5wt in his August 2008 production not spoken for and if that was what I was looking for, he can let me have that one. As chance would have it, that was what I was looking for. He said it should be ready in September. September came and went. I asked him where he was with the rod and he said November. November came and went. A few phone calls and emails that were unanswered and finally in early 2009 he indicated February. February came and went. Some more phone calls, etc. and John finally said by opening day for sure. Opening day came and went. I then heard he was having health problems from Agust so I didn't call him during the summer. Finally he was at the RRTU meeting. His beard was nonexistant and he had lost a lot of weight. I didn't recognise him and certainly not the back of his head (he was seated 6-8 rows in front of me). So a bunch more phone calls goes unanswered and finally he calls me and said by end of October for sure. In November I called him and told him to 1] either give me firm date for delivery and stick to it, or, 2] give me my deposit back. A deposit came back within a couple of weeks with a nasty letter. I chose to ignore the letter and not drag his name through the mud.
John had failed to give an accurate promise date and he had failed to reply to emails and phone calls. I was OK with a year or year and a half if I was told that, but a promise of a rod in his August production that does not have an owner and follow up promise dates of September 2008, November 2008, February 2009, Opening day 2009, and October 2009 just told me this bamboo rod was not meant to be. But I still gave him the option of giving me a firm date and stick to it. John chose to mail me back my deposit.
Ryan - thanks for keeping me informed.

Gotta tell yah, I love this quote! "I didn't recognise him and certainly not the back of his head (he was seated 6-8 rows in front of me)".
~Tim Johnson

He didn't recognize you, certainly not the back of your head, but knew it was you sitting 6-8 rows in front of you!

Anyhow, your stories are completely different. KLG Neighbor is a big baby and a coward but I'm not so sure if he's a liar (he might be). In my opinion, you are an unsavy business man. Remember, Tim is not the first person who has had this issue with you. When the njtrout.com site was up, I recall a few people having similiar issues and I have those conversations saved someplace on this site or on my drive.

I'd like to note that this thread started in 2004. It's now 6 years later. I don't want you to get the impression that I'm picking on you. It's not the case.

I've heard that your craftsmanship is bar none. The only downside from what I've read is that you promise things within timeframes that you simply can't meet.

 

[the river fox]

People on this site can cut me down if they wish.......That being said, I for one am tired of "men" hiding behind this site to bitch about their bad deals.... We are all men here,most of us, You make your bed you sleep in it, not to disrespect the man but, maybe don't expect the world from a dieing man.......As far as a crap product from a main stream seller that's another story......BUYER BEWARE

 

[the river fox]

People on this site can cut me down if they wish.......That being said, I for one am tired of "men" hiding behind this site to bitch about their bad deals.... We are all men here,most of us, You make your bed you sleep in it, not to disrespect the man but, maybe don't expect the world from a dieing man.......As far as a crap product from a main stream seller that's another story......BUYER BEWARE

Ya I'm quoting myself.................Maybe get that rod and cherish it... Its value is sure to rise.......Dam it good stuff takes time..

 

[Ryan R]

Dennis, to be fair to Tim and that quote, that was in response to him learning from another poster that Niemiera was in the same audience as Tim was and pointing out where had been seated.

 

[dcabarle]

Dennis, to be fair to Tim and that quote, that was in response to him learning from another poster that Niemiera was in the same audience as Tim was and pointing out where had been seated.

Are you the messenger or his publicist?

 

[Ryan R]

Are you the messenger or his publicist?

Oh gosh no, he pretty much hates me and most recently called me an asshole.

 

[WBDluver]

just had to do this.

YouTube- Rodney King - Can we all get along?